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Association: fishing grizzly bear.
Why? Because Neuer is pretty much alike this fierce and awesome predator. He looks cuddly and sweet and nice and handsome, while you keep yourself away from his zone. But if you get there with a football - prepare to witness how rough and dangerous he can get.
Also grizzly bears are famous for their fishing on rivers, and they rarely go without a catch. And Manu is famous for that too. Oh and of course! Bears loove sweet treats *hissing ” Nuuuteeellaa”*
Also, Bayern M has a bear as their symbol too 
And now time for some classic Neuer jokes.
Interviewer asks a footballer:
- Tell me, please, what are your plans for this season?
- Well… For this season? I`d like to score 10 goals this season. But there is one tiny problem.
- What is it?
- I`m a goalkeeper.
So, what the penguin is happening here?
Well… when it was one step before The Final in this year mundial, I`ve sworn to my friends, that if german team will make it, I`ll draw them all.
All of us know what happened after. So, as a person of honor, I`m getting down to my promises.
So, why Neuer? It`s pretty much logical. He`s number one . And not only because of the number on his cool lime-coloured outfit.
My english, sadly, is too poor for me to tell you, how awesome he is.
Anyway, that is why all the insanity began here.
